I actually did move the car in the last 72 hours but the nosy neighbor who reported me must have been taking a break from their counting while I ran errands and parked back in the same spot!
Two months ago, someone ran into my car and ran away while it was parked so it's got a little dent on the door. Also, I haven't washed the car in a while so it's a bit dusty. But it's not like we live in a primo neighborhood. I live in a neighborhood of what they call "starter" homes (which are on the low end of middle class affordability).
This is what I wrote on a sign I posted on the back window of my car:
Yes, our "starter home" neighborhood had a shooting last weekend. Why can't the nosy neighbors worry about the larger problems of life?